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    Tuesday, July 14, 2009 / 7:37 PM

    Last sunday, Sam came over after crying & ranting on the phone. See i can make your sunday joyful!!!










    The baby so cute right!!!


    Cute also lah hehehehe






    Sorry I just had to post this HAHAHAHA.


    Chinese O's oral is officially over. Urgh i know right the topic seemed so easy to score. I do hope they give in to me by my multiple smiles at them. I vividly remember the moment they shoot me with the question, I was ultimate s t u n n e d. Ah wtv hahahahaha i eyeballed them, then the 2 teachers looked at each other and scribbled something on my marksheet. Minus marks lor. But shaun i was better than you :) I said a few lines!

    K wait no I am a little happy now. Huang Laoshi say our topic is very hard!!!!!! Yay at least I can say i screwed a hard topic, instead of I screwed an easy topic.

    So we were in this order Lienhan, Me, Quiguang, Ivan. And I swear Lienhan impressed the teachers like mad, I could see them smiling at each other after he left! He indirectly caused me to be super dead. Confirm chop have higher expectations of me being the next, but I disappointed them with my super cmi chi HAHA. So I managed to cause Quiguang to be alive again. And because Quiguang said so well, he caused Ivan to be dead. You know, and the cycle continues. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

    Aftermath was Deon's house for hardcore mouth excerising hehehe. And we stood outside Lucky bread for very long at first. IVAN KOO, YOUR NAME CAUSED ALOT OF PEOPLE DEAD!!!!! Shucks why don't I know how to read ming. Its, Ming ah MING AH.... MING!!! !!! !!!!!!

    Ok great shoo oral. Back 2 my Gossgirl :-)












    Left her house just in time to catch Amberlie's flight. Approx the whole bk was taken up by us. Then we were too engrossed writing last min letters and realised she was alr making her way to the depature hall so we raaaaan after her.
    We ran.
    And we ran.

    And we ran past her without knowing. Overshot. Then someone "EH WHERE ARE Y'ALL RUNNING TO? SHE'S HERE" ...........(turns back) Ohhhhh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Then before her family leave, all the pastors and everyone crowded them, stretched out their hands and prayed for them. Super cool scene, like right in the middle of airport. Someone ontop kept taking photo of us LOL.

    Sudden craze of friends4sale in 3hm. I'm worth 53million in facebook hehe. And pc & geof kept insisting that I should buy them since I have 168 million to spent. Then I was like Why don't you buy me back too?.... "But I cannot buy you, you buy me 1 time, times 30 I still cannot buy you back!!!"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FIRST TIME I FELT SO VALUABLE. Now Hongyi and Samuelx asking me to buy them too. LOL first time leh. But I still don't find it amusing buying each other as a pet.

    I HAD KATONG LASKA TODAY!! AH SIN.

    Sunday, July 12, 2009 / 9:42 PM

    I just received a sms from my mum, which i find it weird because we're only in different rooms. She told me there's strawberry in the fridge HAHA. Then 2 days ago, my dad sent me email to ask me go to his room to collect paper. Stunned me, emailed me when we're under the same roof LOL. Email worst than sms leh, I think they work too much until conk until hahahaha.

    Oh anyway I got my hospital bill yesterday. Damn annoying, they scammer one i tell you, now those who get the flu get to stay at home to take medication. But i have to pay for the 1.3k bills. Luckily got gover subsidy. Hehehe.

    I CAN'T FIND MY CHINESE O'S ENTRY PROOF!!!!!!! Hahahaha idiot I don't know how I misplaced it. They printed it on a rough paper, who would have thought it was an important piece of document. People would have threw it away already lor.

    / 2:05 PM

    Shaun's really funny did I tell you. I finally found someone that could comfort me. He did not even finish reading his passage because the teacher asked him if he want to stop and he said yes. Worst still, his conversation.

    Teacher: What do you think about success?
    Shaun: (stone)
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    Shaun: Uh I don't know. Teacher can change question?

    O'S LEVEL LEH SHAUN!!! LOL. He got the guts.

    Lunch with Weining last thurs, she was being very retarded i swear. She keep banging herself!!!! Hahahaha. Wapos buffet $6 lunch is very worth it, all my fav western food fries onion rings chicken wings what's more - cheap!!!


















    Heartshaped!!! Amusing right.












    Yes going back next time, I'll skip the day before dinner and breakfast so that I can eat my fill!



    Friday was Corner's Bekker seminar. Great speaker. Before that lunch with girls and study sessions with gay and duck. Study a lil, smile shutter, exchanged school bag, oh and then bk again!

    Joanne: Jayna, i think your father very cute leh.
    Gayna: Eh stop staring, he's married!










    Retardedness too overwhelming right.






    Finally a proper megalife service after 3 whole weeks! Indescribable joy!!!!!!!!!! Pretty hyped up about the second wave, you hear Pastor Vincent talking about it, Dr Corne Bekker sensing something great in the midst, leaders affirming the fact. Exciting.



    Communion are pre-packed now! HAHAHA

    After service I helped Pamela buy candyfloss. One for me, other for me. Then I met sam and vernette hehehe.












    And yeah I walked back to church alone with 2 big puffy candyfloss on my both hands, then I realise the candyfloss became smaller!!! I don't know why eh! So I walked faster AND IT BECAME EVEN SMALLER!!!! I was like OH SHIT ITS DISSOLVING SHUCKS SHUCKS GETTING DAMN SMALL ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT STOP MELTING. HOWWWWWW.

    I was alone lor. I felt so pathetic.

    By the time I was near church, the whole candyfloss left the stick only. I was like Omg sorry pam your candyfloss disappear already! No i didn't eat it, really!!!!! It ownself dissolved away while i was walking!!!!!! I didn't even eat mine too. Heh sorry sorry! LOL.

    STUPID CANDYFLOSS JOKE. WE BOTH DIDN'T EVEN EAT 5 BITES. Eat stick only! I think i help you buy ice cream also won't melt so fast :)


    HAHAHAHAHAHA THANK U AH NEH


    Caught off-guard.

    Amberlie's leaving tomorrow :( Tkcare amberlie c2 will miss you a hell lot!!

    PS: ORAL'S TMR! Maybe i'll learn and be the second shaun? Hehe.

    Thursday, July 9, 2009 / 9:07 PM

    She comes online to talk to me rather than to study for her test for tomorrow. Even though I just had wapos lunch w/ her 5 hours ago. Insanely not over me mwha.


    Why sad face?



    Give u love.



    Your turtle, I mean snail WHERE GOT CUTE (HAHAHA)





    I give u good luck for test can alr I am ladymade star hehe.



    Then I don't know which brain of hers went wrong, she started drawing me.



    CATCHING THIS 3D SHOW!!!!!!!!! MUST.



    Bumblebee :0)


    Self note: Remember script. "Speak good chinese" campaign skit tomorrow eh clarence samuelt lienhan "we must be serious" Hahahahaha as if right.


    PS:


    Wednesday, July 8, 2009 / 7:19 PM

    We were planning on how to surprise car for her belated birthday but it turned out rather unsuccessful - but but comes deep down from our hearts ok!! Hehe. Rae and Sam was saying we should dress up like car.

    I was thinking, "Dress up like car?" How, must go buy those car outfits or something. I thought they were ridiculously insane until they burst my bubble. "Oh dress up like how car usually wear lah, tank and shorts." HAHAHA.


    Dearest birthday girl!!




    Drenched in the rain while desperately finding a shelter. Imitate rae's Ahh my hair my hair!!!


    If you could read what its written














    I talk even when i eat.


    & I pull people's hair (HAHAHA)








    You think they're feminine?


    They have their violent sides too :0(










    (L)(K)(L)(K)\M/














    I don't like how front my seat arrangement in the classroom. Who did not do homework? Very obviously me, I'm right in front of you. Hahahahaha. Sammy's oral was hard today :( Its over anyway ok heh. Mine's up on mon!



    Tuesday, July 7, 2009 / 7:13 PM

    Sun marks the day at least half of us reunite!!!! Like finally I got to see everyone I yearned so long, and giving great bear hugs + yeah i know strangling each other and "pulling one another's hair" hehe. Miss them like crazy and I am duper proud of those who stood on the stage sharing testimonies! Really really awesome.

    Though badly I wanted to sit with cell during service ever since everything, I couldn't :( I was in charge of temperature taking outside and I only got to catch the telecast but not real life of them on stage :(


    See we have stickers on our shirts!


    & it says I'M OK. HA HA HA HA HA. Precaution lah hor.


    I shall make it a point next time I eat with cell, I need not order so much. Everyone of them always got leftover and give me eat one!!!! (hhahahahaha)








    How long we anticipated for that week ;)




    Love how she flaunt her vampire teeth (grin)




    Someone tagged Jayna as the jacket! HAHAHA SHE SAYS SHE KEEP US WARM.


    Like ridiculously cute right i know.




    Hot shot!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See got fire behind somemore.






    Not the end of sunday's adventure. Sammy called and she came over to fetch me and joan over to her house! WAS CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY. Those lunatic. Snatch with me over pillow!!!!!!!


    EPIC




    They called me the barbie rapist! :(

    I don't know why. Make me so disappointed in them only. HAHA.

    Celebrated Car's belated birthday @ prp yesterday. Had a pretty enjoyable time spilling out secrets, minus off the sucky weather and running in the rain, girl's day out is like pearl habour's bomb. Throwing choco mint bits at each other now, what's next! Hahaha. Pix soon.

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    Back 2 school, tues. Really stone-y that I couldn't wait for school to end. Then Mrs KK really scared me in a funny way. Till now I am still laughing.

    Mrs KK: Eh you ah, post my picture in your blog without my permission!!!! The geek specs one.
    (Then i was stunned because she found out and I thought she was angry)
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    Mrs KK: But the pic very nice leh!
    - ME AND RENIA BURST OUT LAUGHING -
    Mrs KK: Eh send me that picture ok, I want leh!!! Send me!
    Joanne: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA scare me, ok ok!! (walks off, still laughing)
    Mrs KK: Waaaait i haven't give you my email how you send me. Quick give me pen I write down for you. Remember send me hor!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


    That's why I miss her as our chem teacher. WHY SO CUTE RIGHT?!?!?!!!

    Impromptu decision to head over to airport for dinch together with duck. She had popeyes! And I forced her to take 53 with me mwhaha i rock so much. Oh yeah Joan said that the news reported if those who got the flu gets it again (which means the mutated), tamiflu will not be able to cure it.

    Better be careful uh girls! HAHA!

    Monday, July 6, 2009 / 7:56 AM

    That was saturday um hm :) I know i was late sorry ah neh! She damn talkative, can go from love life to friendship then back to r/s, and so on, you won't believe me but her story is far more exciting than a fairytale! Anyway we checked out the new mall in orchard. And we made a big u-turn because SHE went the wrong way. (HAHA)


    Cute isn't it! :0) Even mascots wear mask.




    Saw giant coffee bean for the 2nd time!


    With a band this time ha.


    I like people who have colourful braces


    Buy 1 get 1 free lelong!!!!!




    See she so lovely aw man. Who want, i give offer!



    Then we started random hopping. Went over to centerpoint for random snack then running across the road like chickens on loose, and tweeting about our whereabouts. Then returning back to where we started off to have dinner.








    I'm rrreally a sucker in folding stars. They either get too flat, or out of shape. Sigh!


    PS: /////



    Love u ah neh (ok lah sammy!) Hehe.

    Sunday, July 5, 2009 / 7:32 PM

    I was randomly flipping through the newspaper and I came across this article.



    H1n1 the worst flu?

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    Part of the article that the reporter interviewed me and "lili"

    I thought H1n1 wasn't the worst flu, i mean in my opinion. I didn't sense any danger, and I thought that the time spent recuperating in the hospital was pretty enjoyable. I think even Joan Benton Jiaru Wenhao Rae thinks the same way as me, don't you guys :-) H1n1 wasn't that bad right!!!

    And I quote from SeanK's post on our cell blog,
    "Each time a non-believer is afflicted with sickness, a Christian is also afflicted with the same sickness, so that the world can see the difference between the two."
    (Full post here)

    Maybe now I can see the difference between the two :)

    PS: I name today, a hectic sunday! And I don't rape barbie dolls, hehe. MISUNDERSTANDING OK.